Monday, July 28, 2008

This might be my next read...

My son is pirate obsessed. This might help me understand the little guy.

If you're like most parents, you long to raise your children as pirates but just don't know how. In "Guide to Pirate Parenting," Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall provides everything you need to know to turn your little powder monkeys into happy, healthy buccaneers. In Guide to Pirate Parenting you'll learn: . Ten benefits of raising a pirate . At what age your child should be able to remove a bottle cap by taking out his glass eye and using his eye socket as an opener . Which offense requires administering The Flying Dutchman Wedgie . How to prevent sogging the quartermaster . The best place to maroon your disobedient child . How to remove chewing gum or a giant octopus from your child's hair . The difference between plundering and pillaging . How to convert your minivan into a pirate schooner . When to smack your teenager in the side of the head with an oar Each information-packed section ends with "Your pirate's progress," a short quiz that shows whether your child is reaching his or her pirate development milestones.


Anonymous said...

That's a great five year old likes to think he is a pirate most of the time as well.

What a cute blog you have here, love the colors. :)

Thanks for visiting my blog. Hope to see you again.


Little Birdie Secrets said...

I really like this post. Thanks for having it here. I think I need to pick up a copy. What a fun blog you have going.

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